I am an intellectual.YAY!

Recently I have seen that everyone known or unknown to me
have become intellectuals.I am the only who's left out.
Perhaps I am too lazy to become a one.And since its never
too late.So I have decided to write a blog.
But what should I write about.I really don't have anything
to talk about other than girls and of course other girls.
So what should I write?Hmmm perhaps something which will
make me look like a 3 dimensional being.Perhaps I should
talk about the shades of colors,or those beautiful sunsets
and sunrises.I still can't think anything else other than
girls.One my friends told me ,Blogging is the easiest way
to impress a girl.After all who wants to be with A one
dimensional fool who don't even own a blog!!!.Well what
should I write about?.I still can't think anything.
Perhaps its not easy to be an intellectual.
One must first be able to feel the complexity of his life.
Ya my life is also complex.There are lots of "i's" in it.
Don't tell me that you don't know what "i" is.Dumbo its
 "iota"!Hmmm so where was I ?yes there are lots of "i's"
 in my life.For example : I am writing this blog.
Yes another one : "I" wr"i"te blogs,therfore "i" am
 an "i"ntellectual.Anyways "i" don't need to prove how
 complex my life is to anyone.So thats it I am a complex
 being and I write blogs.Which means I am an intellectual.
Alright I am done with  my first blog.The purpose of this
blog was to prove my intellect which I have obviously done.
See you next time.Ill be coming with more intellectual
posts.Keep on reading.And if you don't read it or if you
don't like it,then that means only one thing.YOU ARE
JEALOUS.My intellect has made you insecure.Common Grow up
People !!Uhh immature people make me sick!!